Back in my days , as a 23 year old founder of a dot-com, I did everything I could to appear older. I lied and told everyone I was 25. (yes, I truly believed 2 years made a lot of difference.) I wore glasses. I tried eating fried food so I would gain some girth (did not work). One of our board members was so concerned that I was the youngest member of the executive staff that they asked our bankers how we can obfuscate my age in the S-1. (putting the cart before the horse aint we?)

Well, a bust, business school, some time trying to gain some “name brand business experience” later . . . . I’m all of a sudden too old. So today, to celebrate getting TOO old, I’m listing the

Top ten signs you are too old for sillicon valley.

10. You are too old to work for facebook

9. The 49ers have retiring players that are younger than you

8. Continuing the sports theme, you call your favorite Warrior player, “a kid” (your last favorite Warrior last wore a suit on TNT)

7. You don’t own a Penguin (but you have pets.com puppet)

6. You think glitter graphics give you headaches (dont know what that is? you dont even deserve to read my blog ! . . . )

5. You got teary eyed watching the Jobs-Gates love fest on you tube

4. You are still waiting for the web 2.0 bubble to bust

3. You have more friends on your friendster profile than facebook profile

2. You believe Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Olivia Munn

1. You have more free schwag T-shirts than laptop stickers

0. You dont know what to wear when you go to “90’s” parties those guys at Digg throw

(ok I snuck in an extra one, so what!)