When I’m short on time to blog I create lists . . . (which blogger doesn’t love lists) . Today’s list is top ten reasons you are not a blogger anymore.

10. You think your (link) juice is too precious to share

9. You think about your (link) juice at all!

8. You get worked up if you are not getting your share of “hat tips”

7. You scramble to trackback to bunch of random blog you see on Techmeme so you can appear (spam) on Techmeme under the same heading

6. You joined FM publishing

5. You comment on every damn post on Techcrunch in hopes of getting some residual traffic

4. You are franchising your “brand”

3. You have a brand

2. You have blog-enemies that turn into real-enemies

1. You create lists cause you ran out of shit to blog about