Re-orgs can be fun. . . really they can be! . . . part II of the series.

1. China is the next big thing, talent level uneven, and everyone gets a title inflation. Plus, Baidu/Alibaba/QQ/Netease loves to hire people from their American competitors and give them a VP/CxO title.

2. Its about time you get a new powerpoint template that wasnt made by the founders 10 years ago

3. Cleaning cubes - finding cash hidden at back of drawers, throwing out useless decks, finding your long lost garage door opener . . .

4. Headhunter who call and forces you out of your inertia to explore opportunities

5. Rumors, rumors, rumors . . . talking about rumors, regurgiation rumors, even making up some of your own. What do you care? you have millions at the bank and on first name basis with David/Jerry/Larry/Sergei/Meg/Pierre.

6. Underground re-org betting pool - when, who, how

7. You love your boss, but its time to expand your sphere of influence. Re-orgs can be a good excuse to find a new position in a different part of the company without ruffling feathers.

8. Tides turn, you were “one of the ten” left in the last re-org, but this time, you all of sudden get your own team

9. Touching or funny farewell emails

10. New asses to kiss